Most woman probably have a pair or two of flower-covered panties in their drawers (smirk--get it? Drawers! I'm too much.), but I have panties that ARE a flower! Check this pair of panties out! My creative sister, Courtney, gave me a pair of underwear shaped into a rose for Valentine's Day! Isn't that a funny/cute idea? I think she saw it on the Today show or something.
In a few weeks when Colter can read (he's advanced), I can just hear him saying, "MOM! I can't believe you wrote about your panties on the INTERNET! How embarrassing!" with a facial expression something like this...
Then, I'll explain to him, that girls are totally comfortable talking about underwear--unlike guys who get their panties in a wad (Ha!) when unmentionables are mentioned. I could even tell him about an underwear party I went to in college where girls exchanged names and bought panties for girls they didn't even necessarily know, but if I did, he would give me a look like this...
In a few weeks when Colter can read (he's advanced), I can just hear him saying, "MOM! I can't believe you wrote about your panties on the INTERNET! How embarrassing!" with a facial expression something like this...
Then, I'll explain to him, that girls are totally comfortable talking about underwear--unlike guys who get their panties in a wad (Ha!) when unmentionables are mentioned. I could even tell him about an underwear party I went to in college where girls exchanged names and bought panties for girls they didn't even necessarily know, but if I did, he would give me a look like this...
and say, "Girls are so weird."
Thankfully, I should have a few years before Colter will realize that I'm weird. But then again, he might figure it out sooner than I think. He's pretty smart! Cute, too!
