He will end up with a mustache.This is some sort of messy-cookie-face-Oreo miracle! Doesn't it look like I drew a mustache on Colter's face with a marker? It's so perfectly formed, but I promise, I did not use a Sharpie on my sweet boy. I gave Colter an Oreo, did a few dishes, turned back to look at him, and suddenly, he had sprouted facial hair! What's in Oreos anyway? Thankfully, it wasn't a goatee, just cookie. On the other hand, I do know a person who shall not be named that finds a lot of hairs on his pillow each morning...too bad that particular person can't just rub Oreos on his soon-to-be-bald head.