If the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man attacks your city like in Ghostbusters, don't worry, just call Colter. He'll eat him and save the world. This boy is a lover of marshmallows!
Colter's fondness for marshmallows began last summer when he spent a few hours under my sister's supervision. Colter wouldn't eat his lunch, so Aunt Jessica introduced him to MARSHMALLOWS! I didn't know that he had stuffed himself with puffed up corn syrup until later. Colter started requesting marshmallows in the store and suddenly wanted marshmallows mixed up with his animal cracker and Cheerios snacks, and I didn't even know he had ever had marshmallows before. On Halloween, Jessica gave Colter three bags of flavored marshmallows because he had loved them so much ,and I heard the story of his afternoon in marshmallow heaven. If Colter ever has to go to rehab for his marshmallow addiction, it's all Aunt Jessica's fault. Look what she gave him for Valentine's Day.