What is the common little boy obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine all about? Trains are cool and the toys are fun--I get that---but the Thomas movies are filled with short clips of sometimes plot-less stories and cheap animation. Thomas isn't even all that nice. In quite a few of the episodes, he's an obnoxious little engine! In fact, most of the trains can't get along, they're ruled by a wooden man, and their adventures are limited to an island. How many trains does the Island of Sodar need anyway? It's not even depicted as being very big! I just don't get it, but these Thomas fans apparently do. Maybe someday they'll explain it to me.












Hello. My name is John. I don't particularly like the water, and I don't particularly have any desire to go on a float trip, but as I love and adore my wife, I'm paddling her six miles down the extremely slow moving Meramec River. It's not so bad. My wife and son are having fun and will be eternally grateful. If only this river had more current and I didn't have to paddle for hours, this could be fun.
Hiya! I'm a teeny tiny toad (or frog) hiding in the rocks along the Meramec River. Can you see me?
Hello! I don't know what I am, but I'm a vicious looking bug, and I want to use my scary pinchers to frighten the man paddling this raft. Maybe I can make him scream and fall overboard. Maybe. But probably not. 